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Beermans Picks
by
Ben Shapiro, 8/23
Each week this season, I will be posting a column previewing the upcoming weekend's Big
East and Top-25 match-ups. All rankings are from the ESPN/USA Today Coaches
Poll. I don't pick winners (that's too easy), I pick against the spread. All picks are for
entertainment purposes only.
This Week: Welcome back kids! Maybe its because I watched a lot of baseball,
maybe its because I caught up on a lot of sleep (coincidence?) but this off-season
really seemed to fly by. This is good though, because as one esteemed messageboard poster
said a couple of weeks ago:
FOOTBALL-FOOTBALL-FOOTBALL-FOOTBALL-FOOTBALL-FOOTBALL!!
:o)
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Thursday 8/23 |
LOUISEVILLE (-20) vs. New Mexico State |
Line: Louiseville (-20) |
7:00 EST |
They had to play this one first, because otherwise no one
would watch it. Then again I couldn't find a TV listing, so maybe
no one's watching it anyway! |
Pick: Papa Johns at halftime. Mmm
pizza |
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Saturday 8/25 |
Hispanic College Fund Classic: #3 OKLAHOMA vs. North Carolina |
Line: Oklahoma (-23) |
7:45 EST, ESPN |
No surprises this year. Oklahoma has a title to
defend now, and everyone out there is gunning for them. Theyve lost Huepel and
replaced him with Hybl
its easier for the coaches that way, they dont
really have to remember a new name
but thats about all they lose on offense.
Fully half of the players on their 2-deep roster last year were freshman or sophomores. If
the Sooners fail to pull off a repeat this year, it wont be for a lack of talent. North
Carolina is just another mediocre team in another mediocre conference. Theyll be
lucky to go 6-6 this year. Im serious. They return a fair number of starters, but
they werent all that good last year. With a non-conference slate that includes Texas
and ECU in addition to Oklahoma, it could be an ugly year in Chapel Hill. |
Pick: UNC |
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Pigskin Classic: #3 NEBRASKA vs. Texas Christian |
Line: Nebraska (-28.5) |
1:00 EST, ABC |
Death, taxes, and Nebraska ruling the midwest.
Its about as automatic as that. But this year maybe not. Nebraska has LOTS of
holes to fill on offense. Pretty much everyone except for QB Eric Crouch will be a new
starter. The defense returns eight starters, but ranked only #6 in the Big-12 in 2000.
They dont play Texas though, and they get Oklahoma at home. The Huskers are one of
those teams that always seem to have 2 or 3 underclassmen to make up for every senior
lost. #4 looks to me a bit on the high side, but theyll win way more than they lose,
and probably hang around the top-10 all year.
TCUs story is not whos back, but rather who isnt. And thats a
long list. Gone is RB LaDanian Thomlinson. Gone are four of his offensive linemen. Gone is
Head Coach Dennis Franchione. Gone is half of what was a very, very good defense last
year. TCU is playing their first season in CUSA this year, and its a little hard to
get a read on how well theyll do.
Except for today. Today theyll not do well at all. |
Pick: Nebraska |
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#23 WISCONSIN vs. Wahoo State |
Line: Wisconsin (-7.5) |
2:00 EST, Comcast |
After studying the field intently, Algroh open the game
with a bold Knight to Queens Bishop 3 maneuver. His foe Barry Alvarez (often
referred to as the Bobby Fischer of the checkers circuit) responds with a crushing strong
side tailback sweep, going for 20 yards through an overmatched Wahoo defense. "Castle
dammit! Castle!!!!!", Algroh screams in from the sideline, as confused players mill
about the defensive front, facing the Badgers new spread offense for the first time. Back
and forth, gambit and counter-gambit, these two masters of their craft go at it in a
match-up for the ages. Asked about his defeat in the post-game press conference, Algroh
answers with a gruff "He sank my battleship!" |
Pick: Virginia |
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BCA Classic: BYU vs. Tulane |
Line: BYU (-9.5) |
4:30 EST, ESPN2 |
Year one A.L. starts off nice and soft for the
Cougars. Without Shaun King, and (more importantly) without Tommy Bowden, Tulane is simply
not a player on the I-A college football scene. Of course, then again, neither is BYU. |
Pick: BYU |
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Sunday 8/26 |
Kickoff Classic: #13 Georgia Tech @
SYRACUSE |
Line: Georgia
Tech (-9.5) |
2:00 EST, ABC |
Georgia Tech is a trendy pick as a
possible top-10 team this year. Theyve got the tools, and theyve got the
talent. Some folks even go so far as to pick them to win the ACC outright. Thats
just wishful thinking, however, or just people getting tired of picking Florida State every
year. Ralph Friedgens gone tho, and the Jackets had best hope their performance in
last years Peach Bowl was not an indication of things to come. Syrcause is slowly
slipping off the national radar. No longer is the question "Will the Orangemen
compete for the Big East title?" and this could be a make-or-break year for them.
They dont have a proven winner at quarterback, and the crows have been circling
Coach Pasqualoni ever since Donovan McNabb left. Still, the defense is very solid,
and six games in the Jiffy-Pop dome should help offset a difficult non-conference
schedule.
Its my first upset pick of the year. Im thinking big things for the Big
East this year, and this one starts us off in the right direction. |
Pick: Syracuse |
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Jim Thorpe Classic: COLORADO vs. Fresno State |
Line: Colorado (-10) |
8:00 EST, ESPN2 |
It may not look that way, but this
could actually be a pretty good game. Fresno State's QB is money. The guy can
play, plain and simple. They've got a ton of players returning from last years 7-5
squad, and if they can pull off an upset or two against Colorado, Oregon State, or
Wisconsin they're going to get noticed in a hurry. Colorado went 3-8 last year. Lousy, but with the caveat that their schedule may have been one of the toughest in the
country. They lost only 3 starters to graduation however. NFL teams don't have
that kind of off-season roster stability!
It's one of those classic small conference up-and-comer vs. big conference also-ran
matchups. Honestly, I don't really know why Colorado is favored by ten points.
I guess no one outside of Fresno takes the Bulldogs seriously. |
Pick: FSU-West |
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